Anger Management

Husband to wife : When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Wife : I clean the toilet bowl.

Husband : How does that help?

Wife : I use your toothbrush .

Cartoon jokes

Sardar Jokes

SARDAR : I HAV’NT SLEPT ALL NITE IN THE TRAIN.
FRIEND : WHY
SARDAR : GOT UPPER BERTH
FRIEND : WHY DIDN’T YOU EXCHANGED
SARDAR : OYE, THERE WAS NOBODY TO EXCHANGE IN THE LOWER BERTH.


Santa : I am a Proud Man, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying,they are Studying him.


Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.


Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi ...
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Cartoon jokes

Cartoon jokes

Sardar Jokes

Sardar joins the suicide bomber squad. So when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp his leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.

He lands up in the enemy’s camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?

Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.

Sardar: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?

Boss: Wait for more.

Sardar: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don’t worry about your family, we will look after.

Sardar pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.!!!





One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.

A lady came and asked him, ” Are you relaxing”
Sardar answered ‘” No I am Balvinder Singh”

Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered ” No No Me ! Balvinder Singh”

Third one came and asked the same
question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach.

He went and asked him ” Are you Relaxing?”. The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing.

The Sardar slapped him on
his face and said “Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here”

Class room jokes

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.


TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher


Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."


Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Ultimate Sardar Jokes

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant : it's already raining sir.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Sardar:why r all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar:If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?


Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.


Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.