SARDAR : I HAV’NT SLEPT ALL NITE IN THE TRAIN.
FRIEND : WHY
SARDAR : GOT UPPER BERTH
FRIEND : WHY DIDN’T YOU EXCHANGED
SARDAR : OYE, THERE WAS NOBODY TO EXCHANGE IN THE LOWER BERTH.
Santa : I am a Proud Man, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying,they are Studying him.
Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi ...
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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