Sardar joins the suicide bomber squad. So when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp his leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.
He lands up in the enemy’s camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?
Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.
Sardar: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?
Boss: Wait for more.
Sardar: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?
Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don’t worry about your family, we will look after.
Sardar pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.!!!
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.
A lady came and asked him, ” Are you relaxing”
Sardar answered ‘” No I am Balvinder Singh”
Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered ” No No Me ! Balvinder Singh”
Third one came and asked the same
question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach.
He went and asked him ” Are you Relaxing?”. The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing.
The Sardar slapped him on
his face and said “Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here”
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