Ultimate Sardar Jokes

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant : it's already raining sir.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Sardar:why r all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar:If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?


Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.


Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.