Monday, December 31, 2007

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

National Leaders(INDIA)


What a great work, there are more than 10 national leaders in this art,lets see if you could find them all :o)

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Indian Economy

The changing forex currency market shows that the Indian rupee is getting stronger compared to the US dollar. Recently the rupee touched a nine year high against the US dollar.

A quick look at the U.S. Dollar to Indian Rupee Exchange Rate over the last 5 years shows that the rupee is getting stronger with improving Indian economy. A few years back the weak rupee at Rs. 47-48 per dollar closed at Rs. 39.40per dollar last week.


graph:US Dollar: Indian Rupee 3-year price chart with 200-dma(http://www.galatime.com/)


even the gold rate has increased in india

graph: Gold chart(http://www.galatime.com/)

to know more on

*Feeling Good About Indian Economy

*The Rise And Rise Of The Rupee

*Capital Inflows into India and Rupee Appreciation

*India's Wholesale Inflation Slows Again


visit these sites:
www.indianeconomy.org
www.indiaeconomywatch.blogspot.com
www.galatime.com
www.deeshaa.org

Chitram Balare Vichitram movie




Part1

Part2

Part3

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Sardar Jokes




Sardar joins the suicide bomber squad. So when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp his leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.

He lands up in the enemy’s camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?

Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.

Sardar: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?

Boss: Wait for more.

Sardar: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don’t worry about your family, we will look after.

Sardar pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.!!!





One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.

A lady came and asked him, ” Are you relaxing”
Sardar answered ‘” No I am Balvinder Singh”

Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered ” No No Me ! Balvinder Singh”

Third one came and asked the same
question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach.

He went and asked him ” Are you Relaxing?”. The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing.

The Sardar slapped him on
his face and said “Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here”

Telugu Comedy - Chitram Bhalare Vichitram2 Brahmanandam

Vinodam Comedy 1

Friday, December 7, 2007

Unbelievable Truth's





English version:

Friends there are 5 unbelievable truths:

First truth:
No Human can touch all his 32 teeth with his tongue!

Second truth:
Knowing this all brain less people will try and see

third truth:
So first truth is a lie

fourth truth:
Knowing that you don't have brains you will burst out laughing!!

fifth truth:
In order to provethat your friends don't have a brain ,you will try this on them!!


funny truths..!!collected from hasyam

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Feeling Bored!! play these pranks on your friend and then LAUGH,LAUGH and LAUGH!!

Push or Pull
Print out some signs that read, "Push" and "Pull" and tape them to doors at your local stores. Make sure to place them on the wrong side. Then sit back and watch as people push when they are instructed to pull and vise versa

Bar Of Soap Lather Prank
Take some nail polish and coat a bar of soap with it. Let it dry. Then put it in the bathroom shower. When your victim tries to use it, he or she will go nuts trying to get it to lather up.

Expires May 15, 1994
Print your own experiation dates on little sticker paper and place them on items around the house. This prank works best if you use experiation dates of at least 10 or more years ago.

20+ cups on desk
Fill about 20 or more paper cups up with water, place them next to each other on your victims desk. Then staple them all together, stand back and watch as he/she arrives at work and is clueeless about how to go about removing the cups off the desk.

Upside Down Cup
Fill a cup with water about half way. Then place an index card over the cup. Then turn the cup upside down on your co-worker's desk. Finally, carefully slide the index card out from underneath the cup. Whenever your co-worker decides to pick the cup up, he will be drenched in water.

collected from bored.com

Is your's a great MIND!!!!!


little off the the jokes,lets see if you have a great mind,found this in one of fav.'s

Monday, December 3, 2007

Manmadhudu Comedy Scene

funny video

Telugu cartoon joke





Read these telugu cartons,remember reading them in telugu weekly years ago

funny video

Belive it or Not



whenever you sneez, people around you invariably say,'God, bless you!' Even in Andhra,people utter, CHIRANJEEVA, even in Russia also people say,'Budet, dzarovoe,!meaning , be healthy.Wishing the person who sneezes to be healthy is a common practice world over.But, why?Yes, there is great secret behind it.



Whenever a person sneezes his heart, which doen't stop for even a single moment in his life time, stops for a tiny fraction of a second,,so people around him wish him to say let your heart not remain stopped, in fact the whole body stops working for a fraction of a second.This practice of wishing is happening from the time immemorial.


You should never,ever stop on coming sneez, it is quite dangerous.Stopping sneez may damage nerves in brain or in neck

Dee Comedy scene

Athadu comedy scene

Class room jokes


TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.


TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher


Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."


Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Illusion


focus on the dot in the center and move your head backwards and forwards.... !!!!

santosham comedy scene

venky comedy scene

Ultimate Sardar Jokes


Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant : it's already raining sir.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Sardar:why r all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar:If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?


Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.


Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Stay Young


10 great steps to stay young,
one of buddy sent me,thought i will share with you all.



HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and
height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them.'

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's
workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who
is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.


7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets,
keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,
improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next
county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people that you love them , at every opportunity...U may
not get one later

Day one


Welcome to land of LAUGH/LOVE/CARE,

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the
moments that take our breath away,so enjoy each and
every moment of you life.